Bushwhacked Quotes



Zoe: Proximity alert. We must be coming up on something.
Wash: Oh my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

Jayne: Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed 'em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.
Wash: You're a very "up" person.

Book: Shouldn't we report this?
Mal: To who? The Alliance? Right. They're gonna run right out here lickety-split and make sure these taxpayers are okay.

Mal: It's a real burden, being right so often.

Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee. You really think you can do this?
Kaylee: Sure, yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me.

Commander: And do you love him?
Zoe: I don't see how that's relevant.
Commander: Well, he is your husband.
Zoe: Yes.
Commander: You two met through Captain Reynolds?
Zoe: Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.
Commander: You fought with Reynolds in the war?
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Commander: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes too.
Commander: Is there any particular reason you don't wish to discuss your husband?
Zoe: Don't see that it's any of your business is all. We're very private people. (cut to-- )
Wash: (Chuckling) The legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That, and above it.



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